Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow August 05, 2015

Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.

Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple

by Knert March 07, 2016

A good couple

Me n u stink

We are a good couple/

by stubs October 10, 2022

twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.

I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.

by bannedlibrary October 15, 2013

couple boy toys

a collection of literal aswell as metaphorical boys, typically violated aswell as dominated henceforth known as a boy toy, typical habitat seems to be within and around the cumzone

couple boy toys couple kid Larois eh

by Domestic nang puncher November 29, 2020

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie November 01, 2023

netflix couple

A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife

John and Katie have totally become a Netflix couple.

by denirocraver September 03, 2016