To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your friend as you fuck them in the ass. Because since you don't feel their penis, it's not gay.
by DonKidick February 10, 2022
This phrase is a reference to the commonly used phrase “Let’s Just Be Friends”, which is primarily used by women towards men. This counter-framing of the dynamic rejects the “LJBF” frame, and instead asserts that you are not interested in a relationship that excludes romance/sex. It is most effective when it is stated, and immediately followed by total silence, sometimes called “ghosting.” If you do not immediately counter their reframing of your relationship and separate from all contact, you are most certainly guaranteed endless pain and agony as you continue to communicate with someone who is using you on their terms. Their motives are attention and validation, and they are exploiting your romantic feelings and desire for them, with no intention of ever reciprocating. Rather than doing the dignified thing and leaving you alone, they are stroking their ego and desperate need for attention at any cost.
“I’m sorry Michael, but I don’t like you like that. I think you’re a great guy and you’ll make someone happy someday. You’re a really good friend, you’re like, probably my BEST friend, so Let’s Just Be Friends.”
“Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*
“Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*
by PeachesCaden February 08, 2015
by zxfcghjk September 29, 2022
When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.
Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger
by Scotty Nice November 05, 2019
A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.
Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."
by Nytiscyce February 22, 2012
Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.
by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021