A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
by Yhcaep December 13, 2023
Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).
Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).
Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”
Server 2:
“What’s up?“
Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”
Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”
Server 2:
“What’s up?“
Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”
Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023
If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021
by Official Days October 29, 2019
Something Ethan's all around the world LOVE. It's a time to get close and personal and cuddle your best mates on a weekend away at the Kyneton Bushland Resort.
Jayden: Ready for our Boys Weekend away?
Ethan: Yes I'm so horny for all the men out there!
Jayden: Alright mate.
Ethan: Yes I'm so horny for all the men out there!
Jayden: Alright mate.
by Ethan Stankic June 19, 2023
(n) A term used to describe the experience obtained by visiting friends at other colleges for the weekend, usually involving partying and drinking.
Lets go get a weekend degree at San Diego State, my boy has the hookup on parties and a place to stay.
by Joseph ("the god father") December 14, 2009