Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.

sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

Olympian's Wake

Idiots

Olympian's Wake Member: i shat my self

by eznooblol January 12, 2022

Wake the Snorlax

The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.

Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!

by Jicksunk July 2, 2022

wakee

A wakee is a good looking guy who get all the girls. He is the best video game player and he is kind,loyal,responsible,and caring person in the world. He is also Brave not scared of anything or anyone. Wakee can treat a girl right buy her anything she want and make her feel safe by his side.This nice guy name wakee is a classic man.He always get money and never be broke if somebody ask him for money he will put a couple dollars in there pocket.Finally He has the biggest dick and know How to use it.He is very wise and super cool and smart also will have a good dream job

Wakee is a male you is loyal and a Brave person

by Wakee November 25, 2018