Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.

She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.

by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018

Walmart Boy

YODELING GOD.
Enough said, he is a sensation.

Dude have you seen the Walmart Boy? They have so many remixes it’s dope.

by AzFireHead May 21, 2018

Walmart boy

An iconic yodelling little boy singing in Walmart who’s better than Beyoncé

Do the Walmart boy

by Wolfgrrr May 24, 2018

walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral

He yodels like the Walmart kid

by Money mo May 25, 2018

walmart yodeling boy

A 10 year old boy who somehow got to perform at coachella 2018 for being fucking obnoxious. honestly i'm pissed because this kid who sang fucking country in a Walmart gets invited to the Ellen show, then fucking coachella. ive been wanting to go to coachella my whole life, and this kid gets in for free. this is why i fucking hate people.

GUY: Did you see that Walmart yodeling boy video, its so fucking funny

GIRL: Yeah, its retarded

by BradLilly May 29, 2018

Walmart

A place where you can find Jesus

LETS GO TO WALMART AND GET JESUS

by Khzdfzf.kjhzjskr.hffz September 24, 2018