Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020

"Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
by KevinWasAlreadyTaken November 21, 2021

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Valentine,a sweet loving girl but does not like interact with bullshit among with anyone,can ba a joker of all,in saddess she wants you but you she won't call you out
Valentine_14 February _girlbeauty
by Mainly unkind1000 July 17, 2023

a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.
by tinchy09 October 22, 2009

Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022
