Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Valentin Barbosa

The dude that my brother would not shut up about.

Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth

by professinal memorial hater May 18, 2022

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true

Truly Valentine

by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022

Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true

Truly Valentine

by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021