Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

two cups stuffed

Two Styrofoam cups stacked one inside another containing Codeine Cough Syrup and Sprite.

My "two cups stuffed" last night cause me to be really tried this morning.

by Skicky Buds April 7, 2015

two-seamer

A two-seam fastball. A pitch thrown with high velocity like a regular fastball, but typically with more movement, often downwards like a sinker. Named after the positions of the pitcher's index and middle fingers, which are held along the baseball's two seams where they are closest together.

"Jeff Samardzija and Doug Fister throw some of the best two-seamers in the game. Samardzija throws them faster, but Fister gets more ground-ball outs."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I thought maybe you'd be interested, since you're looking it up Urban Dictionary."
"No."
"OK."

by pandaKrusher April 8, 2015

Two Drank Skank

The female version of "The Two Beer Queer."

- a cheap date
"Abby has had two beers and is wasted... That my friends is a two drank skank!"

by Two Drank Skank May 12, 2015

two terms

This refers to a person who has served two stints in prison and or has two strikes (Felonies) on their record.

"I have two terms but I swear that I won't quit". (Fetty Wap)

by Jilli Jill August 27, 2016