Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.
Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.
by Uberj November 20, 2018
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Peeping Tim

The opposite of a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom is outside looking in but a peeping Tim is inside looking out
Look that guy is totally being a peeping Tim
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Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.
Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him
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Tim Hightower'd

Getting fucked in the championship week of fantasy football by a player that has been useless all season but then explodes in his final game.
Last year in fantasy football I got Tim Hightower'd hard! It was almost as bad as C-Mike'd.
by TSBC August 18, 2016
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Pls tim

For online games in ffa, it means,’ Please team’. But it’s the way that Italians say it and a shortened version of ‘Please team’
Random guy: I am going to end you kid.

Kid: pls tim

Random guy: mk sure
by 13ubble May 20, 2020
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j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.
girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."
by im so freakin cool June 14, 2008
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Tim's Law

No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.

Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.

The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.

Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 19, 2010
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