When life decides to throw you a bone.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
if you take chesse out to cook or make a snack you got to feed your dog with a bit of chesse dog or cat or parrot or your animan
by oscat the cat lover March 25, 2023
The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
by BeepoZButtbanger October 04, 2013
Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019
Death tax is a tax on your heirs on money left to them over $3,500,000.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
Rupert Murdoch's kid will have to pay a Death Tax, orBrat Tax on any money over $3.5 million when Rupert finally dies.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.
Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter
Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter
by BigBoyLC February 21, 2022
It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.
by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022