willie nilly

to add shit randomly

you can just willie nilly it

by definermaster June 29, 2016

willy sock

a sock designed to keep one's willy warm.

"gosh, my willy's so cold!"

"go put a willy sock on then"

by schlame February 23, 2007

freeing the willies

when a male masturbates and ejaculates. he is freeing the willies

i was real horny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the willies.

by Meaux69 October 27, 2007

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009

willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.

Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?

by William Swords December 12, 2008

vag-willie

the insertion of the index finger into the vaginal cavity to obtain wetness like spit then sticking and twisting said wet index finger into someone else's ear.

she was feeling a bit frisky and evil so she reached down under, gave herself a quick rubdown and surprised him with a warm, wet, heart-felt vag-willie.

by Vanessa Schwag November 6, 2010

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020