Twinkie

The act of having a first sex, which ends after 25 seconds, then unleashing all your load into the girl, just because it feels good and you wanted her to look like a filled up twinkie.

"I'm becoming a father..."
"What happened?"
"I fucked her over the bench and gave her a twinkie!"
"WHAT?"

by im the shit master February 7, 2018

twinkie

a cake

a twinkie is a cake

by Isub2everyytchanelisee:3 October 27, 2022

twinkie

White kids in a bus

The twinkie is on a field trip!

by MILF on Harowein March 16, 2020

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Twinkie

An American snack cake made by little Debbie, Capable of clogging any mere mans arteries for a tremendous amount of time.

Hey mom, where’s Jamie?
Oh he ate some Twinkie’s,
Oh.

by Walnut TM June 4, 2020

Meat Twinkie

The physiological consequence of successful anal sex.

“We had dinner with her parents, for dessert we make a meat Twinkie.”

by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025

twinkies

khloe vi pham

“TWINKIES!!!” “khloe?”

by anonymous January 17, 2024