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When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
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Hot Dog Hillbilly Water

Hot dog hillbilly water is simply really. It simply means that FUNK. THAT STANK. whether it be attitude or an actual displeasing smell. (Search up word : horrendous for an example of how smelly). Hot Dog Hillbilly Water is a term for the people. In any capacity you use it, you’re gonna love it.
You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say

“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”

Example 2:

She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.
by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024
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Hot Dogs

hot and sexy
Hot dogs are hot and sexy.
by 113223your mom June 10, 2022
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Hot dog

Is an animal because Kat said it is
by 94737751 June 17, 2020
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Hot dog man

A man who wears a hot dog suit and runs around helping people. Rumored to live somewhere in Humboldt County. Identity unknown.
“Have you seen the hot dog man?” “No, I’m looking for him.”
by secretsanta456 November 7, 2025
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Hot dogs

Hot dogs are Dog food and cat Food Because they have Liver
Its just dog food and cat food Its hot dogs
by MemesMemes April 4, 2022
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Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
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