A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
Get the gentlemans mustardmug. by MDK1234 October 14, 2015
Get the Gentlemans vacatiomug. A term used to describe a man, often insecure about his height, who claims to be 6 feet tall despite not actually reaching this height.
John told everyone he was 6 feet tall, but when we stood back-to-back, it was clear he was more like a gentleman's 6ft.
by eraseyoursoul June 28, 2024
Get the Gentleman's 6ftmug. The sexual position that occurs when your girlfriend or a random girl is in the bathroom puking after having to much to drink. but your still having sex with her in the wheelbarrow position while holding her hair. Thus being a gentleman for holding her hair.
On Saturday, Jessica came over and she had to much to drink. She spent a lot of time in the bathroom puking but her sex drive was still crazy so I performed the Gentleman's Wheelbarrow
by DanAppleLickrTipperOswinNipper April 13, 2020
Get the The Gentleman's Wheelbarrowmug. 1 Gentleman will be extinct soon, so there is now a league of the few that are left.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Gentlemanmug. "I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"
"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"
"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"
by turohabaneero October 21, 2025
Get the Gentleman's Puckmug.