Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022

coconut marshmallow

A shaved vagina with the hair stubble starting to grow back

She was clean shaver a couple weeks ago but now its a coconut marshmallow.

by Hawaiian Friday May 29, 2022

pineapple and coconuts

A woman with a very big juicy shaped ass and two very nice luscious titties.

Check out that beauty over there! Plenty of pineapple and coconuts to enjoy on her!

by njoymentz December 17, 2021

Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"

"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"

by Krumira February 13, 2022