Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

Cocktail Alchemist

The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment

Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

basic bitch cocktail

Vodka soda with a splash of cran

Karen always goes to the bar and she orders the same drink as her girlfriends a basic bitch cocktail

by Daniel Galloway December 14, 2021

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Mazeltov cocktail

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

Mazeltov cocktail

When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022