hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis

johny drank the hando cocktail

by handito November 12, 2009

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cocktail

A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.

Yo wanna cocktail?
Nahh fam I aint gai boii...

by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022

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Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

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Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman

Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off

by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016

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Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

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