Thanksgiving

The worst day to be alive. 2 day long chicken/ turkey and 2 days at home! If you hate your life eat the turkeys To Get FOOD POISONING .

Thanksgiving is a holiday

by Chrisdoesshit November 27, 2019

Thanksgiving recovery

The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead

Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery

by Joshhill14 November 28, 2019

Thanksgiving

The day Christopher Columbus discovered turkeys.

(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!

Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

Thanksgiving

A day the Indians dont call You'rewelcomesgiving.

The Indians have a name more like Fuck this shit they're still here after hundreds of years day for Thanksgiving.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2020

Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020