When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.
While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.
by Englebert November 25, 2006
When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.
She is totally stuffed, hence the name.
She is totally stuffed, hence the name.
by alessanrda September 24, 2007
A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.
"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"
"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
by Exodus December 02, 2003
One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.
by FlotationDeviceLoverPortugese November 22, 2009
Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
by drive by March 11, 2006
by ~===== December 10, 2003
A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.
by TC/JK June 09, 2009