Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

Catch It From The Net

When a player walks under the net to collect the ball after greatness has scored a jumpshot.

Catch it from the net profit.

by RUROL October 12, 2021

Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.

Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.

"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger

by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025

.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.

Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?

by hauxi March 12, 2024

NETS

No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.

The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.

by axolotyl92 May 29, 2022