senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019

senior slump

When Miki and Imaya significantly dropped skill and choked their last season-- while watching underclassman succeed.

Miki and Imaya had a really bad senior slump at track this year!

by aszdfxcghvjbn April 13, 2019

Senior Youtuber

One who has been in the youtube business for a very long time; being in the community drama and overcoming situations. Now, teaching and watching what other youtubers do in the community.

Person 1: man, icb pewdiepie came so far from doing lets plays to doing meme reviews, talking about viral stuff and youtubers.

Person 2: yeah! I'm proud of him - he became a senior youtuber

by redplaidshirt May 15, 2019

Senioritis

Senioritis is characterised by a general lack of interest in school, while most prevalent during senior year, especially during the spring, it can also manifest towards the end of the school year in juniors, sophomores, and even freshmen. Its is known to cause a slip in one's grades towards the end of the year.

Not only seniors can get senioritis.

by Put you are Name here June 3, 2019

Senioritis

An rare mental disease that brings on symptoms of laziness, incompetence, and a general lack of awareness.

'Man have you seen Emily lately?'
'No bro she caught Senioritis'

by Capphilips July 25, 2019

Senioritis

The condition of wanting to slam your head in a doorknob because its the sharpest object in the room, knowing that it wont kill you, but being willing to do it repetitively unitl you cant move anymore.

Bro, I think Hannah got senioritis, look at those dents on her forehead.

by Ur mums mom February 14, 2020

Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!

Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*

by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020