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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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scaramoucheshotbf

scaramoucheshotbf is the best tiktoker ever and incredibly famous! she also has a really hot bf called venti and another bf called felix, also really hot. if you follow scaramoucheshotbf you’re automatically better than everyone
person 1: do you follow scaramoucheshotbf on tiktok?
person 2: oh yea i do
person 1: damn lets get married
by ventithebarddd July 22, 2021
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scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
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scaramoucheshusband

Scaramoucheshusband is the hottest person ever and they’re mine :) I’m so happy I have met him they make life sm better - Aether
I love scaramoucheshusband
by scaramoucheshusband August 24, 2021
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Scaramouche

He does the fandango
ScArAmOuChE sCaRaMoUcHe WiLl YoU dO tHe FaNdAnGo?2?!?”,2?
by Fucking Rotten Lemon September 8, 2021
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Scram

Scram: A person who is a half sender. Also a person who will bum a cigarette off you and put in their pack to save for later. Might also eat scumgullion.
This scram told me he makes 80 grand a year and just bummed a cigarette off me and his breath smells like scumgullion.
by Donnie Geese October 3, 2021
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