School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.

Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019

School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.

School is a place that you learn stuff.

by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018

School

The definition of hell and anyone who even likes it is probably an idiot also school is just shit in general we have Siri and google and Alexa for crying out loud

Child:I don’t wanna go to hell
Mum:well to bad you have to go to school

by Ben hanscom November 1, 2019

school

the trashiest thing ever in the world. school bully us and they torture us. its hell. they want you to get fucked up. they kill trees by simply using a lot of paper. they dont let you go to the W-C even if u feel your gonna piss on your self. they dont let you drink water ( they ask you to say the answer but you cant since you couldn't drink water). they make you sit on plastique chairs for 7 fucking hours. they make you memorize things for nothing like history that was in the past. we pay more than 10000 (in my school) and they are so cheap to get amazing WiFi, and other stuff

dude1: bitch wtf is this school
dude2: its school its torturing us

by memes_for_life November 21, 2019

School

A living fucking hell. The teachers are demons in disguise. The principal is fucking Satan. That's school for you.

Person 1: I love school!
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my house.

by quacker_ February 22, 2021

School

It is basically a shit that we all bastards have to go through to be "someone in life", but still some people end up the same shit as in the beginning.

-s*it..! School tmw...
-yh, always the same s*it!

by Thatgirl_retarded April 27, 2017

School

a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.

Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS

by @Gmail God February 25, 2023