Real and Straight

The opposite of the term "Fake and gay" created by youtube user "Ray William Johnson" in his popular youtube show "=3"
Also commonly used now by trolls.

Ray: Yo man that vid was FAKE AND GAY

Shane: Wtf dude, no, that video was totally "Real and Straight"

by Dingleberry bob March 21, 2010

the real world

What we live in. Touch your desk, punch your keyboard, stare at your monitor, work in your cubicle, drive home in bumper to bumper traffic, eak out a living, try to go out on the weekend with your friends, this is all part of the real world.

A show where 7 strangers are placed in a mansion, with jobs, and free food and alcohol, and are constantly filmed for no other reason other than they are pretty, is not the real world.

Pay your taxes bitch, welcome to the real world.

by The Angry Juan May 1, 2006

Real Nigga

What is A REAL NiGGA? I Real Nigga is a person you can always depend and count on when you need him. A person who can always have your back even when the tough times settle in. . . A real nigga can be a husband, a baby daddy, or any type of guy that is paying his bills, taking care of his family, being a loyal friend, being a good person in general any type of thing that could give him the respect from other people to look up to him. A real nigga can mean anything!

For Example a Real nigga, Ken went to a Club and he is going to get jumped beat up by some other niggas and his friends jump in to HELP him. If his friends didn't jump in to help Ken then they would have been some fake niggas. for instance anyone taking a bullet for their loved one. The list can go ON!

by What you LOOKING AT April 18, 2013

f'real

a contraction or "for" and "real"

Yeah, he needs to get a cap in his ass f'real.

by taylierx July 15, 2005

Real Tawk

A term used on Call Of Duty: Black Ops by a Legend named hi-see.

Yo log log! I just real tawked this nigga son!

by hi-see December 6, 2010

real axolotl hours

The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit

Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours

Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce

by Pure_On_Cancer February 21, 2018

Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв

Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.

by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019