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ranger dick

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017
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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.
Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked
by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017
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mnt dew rangers

a quick squad trained in warfare, use sniper only and are considered wild. Communcation with a ranger can be hard as they tend to bite other humans. Once a ranger bites onto you they don't let go.
- Do u wanna get close up so we have a chance 2 fight that ranger?
- No He'll bit us until we're dead, he's in the mnt dew rangers.
by OriginalOB January 4, 2017
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douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.
Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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Ranger Head

I was on the side of a mountain, on a scenic pass, gettin Ranger Head.
by #thatguy July 22, 2012
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Sand Ranger

A word used for someone who is ugly or described as trash in Texas and New Mexico where the earth is dry and sandy.
by Selena Gomezz July 29, 2013
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