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aunt rap runner

someone who has some kind of business or smth idk
I didn't like that aunt rap runner. He got attitude
by temporarygoogle March 7, 2022
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House Runner

A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.
Honey, you are such a House Runner, Don't stop.
by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024
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Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!
by breadakita December 21, 2020
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Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.
Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.
by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
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Olympic Runner

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021
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