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Clovelly Public School

A state-operated primary school located in Bronte, Sydney. Eastern suburbs parents send their kids here while they choose a private school to transfer them to. It should be noted that by year 2, most of the students will have an IQ higher than their teacher.
Blonde woman in Porsche SUV:

"I'll come over after I drop Sebastian off at day-care."

"Isn't he nine-years-old?"
"Sorry, I meant Clovelly Public School."
by Sydneysideher July 27, 2022
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Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
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public trouble

by Jdmacnmor14 February 5, 2021
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public pronouns

A public pronoun is nearly the same as a personal pronoun only better used for public and social settings. Where they/them can be someone's personal pronouns it is more proper to publically and socially engage with said person with the more triditional he/him she/her Mr/Mrs Sir/Ma'am which are public pronouns.
Hello Sir and Ma'am welcome to my Bakery may I offer your some samples, perhaps a nice mini strawberry cupcake for the little miss? Oh and we use public pronouns here at Sanity Bakery.
by NateBlank November 1, 2022
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Unidentified Public Anomaly

An Unidentified Public Anomaly (Otherwise known as a UPA) Is a odd entity or occurrence that many people have seen but has never been declared to exist.
Have you seen any Unidentified Public Anomaly's lately.
Yeah, yesterday.
You should report it.
What's the site?
by Wincord February 12, 2025
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Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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