potato juice

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.
by James Vangohe May 01, 2007
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Mouse potato

by jeska September 08, 2003
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potato mic

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.
(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him
by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014
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potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.
Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*
by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020
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desert potato

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.
Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.
by Billy Dick September 06, 2007
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Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.
Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?
by Southparkfreak2 October 02, 2014
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tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 04, 2009
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