Polish Lottery

A large payout or windfall that vests over too long of a period for it to be useful.

I won the polish lottery: one dollar an year for a million years!

by moonpolysoft October 19, 2009

Polish Tire Shine

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.

Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.

by Zombie_Bonfire November 11, 2009

Polish Snowstorm

While performing the act of anal intercorse, a man ejaculates into the womans rectum. The woman then proceeds to deficate the semen onto the mans face.

Man, things really got out of hand. first i was fucking her in the ass then next thing you know shes trying to shit my load on my face...... what... you mean like a polish snowstorm?

by buddy revhard July 20, 2010

Polish tickler

When a woman sits on a man's face, and he blows air into her butt hole.

Nothing was as wonderful as the vibrations from the Polish tickler he gave to me.

by ScotGreat October 25, 2010

Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010

nail polish remover

Rikolov or other cheap shitty vodka. It is so dubbed because of its aftertaste which is very rough and burns, hypothesized to be similar to the taste of nail polish remover.

After several shots of nail polish remover, I couldn't feel my throat despite the hole that had burned through it as if I had been drinking draino.

by iJScruff April 21, 2007