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Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023
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Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play, but got bored af in engineering class, so you played it with your peers.
Hey Timmyboy get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private
by Sinner city March 31, 2022
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4th gen IT pet

The 4th gen it pet is Toto! Toto is an Amazon Parrot who belongs to TXT’s Choi Beomgyu. Beomgyu has stated multiple times that he considers Toto as family member not just a pet.
Whose the 4th gen IT pet?
Oh it’s Toto!
by Beomie_Bear February 2, 2022
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The Pet Billy Network

The Pet Billy Network is a network of friends that drive billy around orange county.... the reason its called the pet billy network is because billy is like a pet that you like when ure fucking around, but sometimes has to get kicked out of the shroom room.
"hey i need a ride"

"dont worry we got the Pet Billy Network"
by blairblair September 11, 2008
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Pet my poodle

When I man goes the the bathroom to play with himself. Also known as skin flute and winding my timber
“Brb guys I need to pet my poodle
by FyreFli January 23, 2018
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horrible pet parent

When a “pet parent” forgets their pets zodiac sign.
She thought her idiot dog was a Leo when he was actually a Virgo because she is a horrible pet parent.
by josephbiden69 August 24, 2021
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