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chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
by Fonzki November 28, 2013
mugGet the chat asthmamug.

mis-chat

When using a messaging service like text or chat, a person accidentally sends a message to the wrong person (usually the last person texted, but not the person that the message was intended for).
Your text:
so I used to spend $125+. You probably spend 60-70/month
My texts:
On what?
Music?
Gas?
Was this text even meant for me?
Your text:
oops
hehe
no
My text: Nice mis-chat.
by iCaleb January 14, 2014
mugGet the mis-chatmug.

chatting doodoo

Person1: why you chatting doodoo about me mate?
by Snakey bitch May 9, 2018
mugGet the chatting doodoomug.

chats tears

Ranboo's chats tears after lore stream Sadge
You can see chats tears after they see ":)"
by BeeMyBeloved May 9, 2021
mugGet the chats tearsmug.

Goodreads chatting

A website for books… That’s just the cover. On the inside there a community. I’m apart of it but I don’t know if there are more communities such as it. A community where kids ranged from 9 all the way to 17 come around and communicate-Chat- in what we call chats (which are really just book updates) It’s a place where a lot of the young ones online date for a couple days, longest recorded is months, “find themselves” which actually the 12 year olds just turn gay for a day or two and date then say in their bio “Sexuality:Idk” The story above online happened once tho. Goodreads chatting started in 2017. No matter how many times I reported those who are under 13 (TOS) there wasn’t any use. Anyway some users that deserve credit are Nerf (who chronicled GR history from the golden days to now) and James a nerd. Anyways the way kids find each other is from kindle. Note that keeping your sanity is something rare
9 year old: Mom why’d you block goodreads on my kindle :(((

Mom: All you do is goodreads chatting with depressing kid
by arealvillian June 15, 2023
mugGet the Goodreads chattingmug.

Deadpooled the chat

To Deadpool the chat group is to leave a group so many times that Zucc’s Anti-bullying mechanism prevents you from being re-added resulting in an entire new chat group being set up to accommodate the individual
Mitch is such a numpty, he Deadpooled the chat group and now we have to set up a whole new one. Anyone remember who is in this JGC group?
by Jakarta Gentleman July 10, 2018
mugGet the Deadpooled the chatmug.

chatting oxygen

'you're chatting oxygen!'
by laurafurby March 23, 2008
mugGet the chatting oxygenmug.

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