A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.
Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.
by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019
Get the Country Cousinmug. a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots
me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
by the perch September 18, 2011
Get the country bumpkinmug. by Ralph666 April 30, 2014
Get the country bumpkinmug. A rounded, slightly dopey looking face found in women of the deep south. Characteristically, these women have dull listless eyes, are generally drunk, or crazy, or both. They are an extremely promiscuous and loud breed.
Wow! Look at that girl! Oh, wait I just saw she has "country face."
A girl with "country face", I'm getting laid for sure if I say hi, and I don't even have to buy her Waffle House.
Your new girlfriend you brought to the party has "country face." Hide the liquor or the cops will surely be called.
A girl with "country face", I'm getting laid for sure if I say hi, and I don't even have to buy her Waffle House.
Your new girlfriend you brought to the party has "country face." Hide the liquor or the cops will surely be called.
by Triosfactor February 22, 2011
Get the Country Facemug. Also known as the swim capital of Indiana, home of one the nation's most premier athletic programs. Can be heard chanted from Ohio. Home of the most historic pool in the state and new home of the finest pool in the nation. Seahorse Country means that Munster kicks ass at all meets.
This Is Seahorse Country!
(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!
(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!
by SWIMMY WIMMY February 18, 2011
Get the Seahorse Countrymug. A Motor Vehicle made by Chrysler for people who simply cannot drive well. This includes but is not limited to driving slow, not using turn signals, turning off the engine while at a stop light (or a drive thru), continually varying speed for no reason, not paying attention, driving in the turning lane for a prolonged period of time, and tailgating. It is a generally accepted opinion that most drivers of the Town and Country are most likely mentally impaired in some way.
by F4NZI September 2, 2013
Get the Town and Countrymug. 1. n - Group of injured players in a sport that occupy the bench and lounge around having a good time.
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up
"Wow I really wish I could join the boys over at the country club... maybe I should tackle somebody with my pads off."
by Zar71 October 6, 2006
Get the country clubmug.