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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Maybe Next Year

1. Person 1: I forgot to walk my dogs today.

Person 2: Oh well, maybe next year.
2. Ugly Guy: Hey lets meet up.

Girl: Yeah, maybe next year.
by dolce and gabbana July 18, 2017
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twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"
by 1nc_a June 8, 2025
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I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.
derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”
by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017
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Next Big Meme Face

a phrase once spoken by YouTuber LS Mark, criticizing SpongeBob's expressive and silly animation claiming it's trying to make "The Next Big Meme Face".

Although Mark would later retract and apologize for this statement, the clip and phrase would later become a meme itself mocking the people that believe this claim.
LS Mark: "But here it's just done for the sake of it, in the hopes that it might become The Next Big Meme Face".
by theeggcarrier June 20, 2025
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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week
by The Bat Named Bird July 29, 2021
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