mouse tampon

term for filter tips to be used with hand rolling tobacco

usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do
yo, man can i have one of your filters, i wana smoke

i don't use those mouse tampons, im a MAN
by gem87 December 9, 2007
mugGet the mouse tamponmug.

Mickey mouse

Guy with man tits walked up behind a bald man & places tits on top of bald mans head representing Mickey Mouse ears.
That guy looks like he has Mickey Mouse ears !

Oh wait no that’s just a fat mans tits on his head
by Nae_nae98 January 31, 2020
mugGet the Mickey mousemug.

mouse talk

Slang term for cute, flirtatious, and even sexual conversation.
"Aww, is your little weewee happy to see me?"
by Sex Symbol May 14, 2004
mugGet the mouse talkmug.

mouse balls

slang for damn. usually used as an exclamation to a blunder or mistake.
you dropped mom's precious vase? aw MOUSE BALLS!!!
by Ratbiker June 11, 2007
mugGet the mouse ballsmug.

tit mouse

some one who's being a tit head, douch wad, douch bag, faggot, homo, retard, annoying, or just a complete fuck face. can also be used to insult people who are smaller then you and annoying.
Jenn you're being a tit mouse. so just fuck off!
by theomen666000111 June 21, 2006
mugGet the tit mousemug.

cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.
We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.
by Lucas March 30, 2004
mugGet the cat and mousemug.

Mouse Fuck

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.
Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!
by A Lamer January 25, 2008
mugGet the Mouse Fuckmug.

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