Michael

I hate Michael
by weed69 December 13, 2019
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Michael

Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!
by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018
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Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.
"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"
by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018
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Michael

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,
girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
by loveforages04 November 3, 2019
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Michael

It's a michael!
by uyfgdd November 12, 2019
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Michael

Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.
You are dumber than Michael!
by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019
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Michael

Man Michael is such a simp.
by PixelGMR March 21, 2020
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