by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.
by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,
girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
by loveforages04 November 3, 2019

Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.
by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019
