Michael

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,

girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "

by loveforages04 November 3, 2019

Michael

He is ugly.

He is such a Michael

by AndIOop666 January 3, 2020

Michael

A simp

Man Michael is such a simp.

by PixelGMR March 21, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.

Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!

by harry0101 November 9, 2018

Michael

Asshole with trust issues.

Who hurt you? That ass Michael.

by becca2439 February 24, 2019