A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.
Michael is a loser.
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Get the Michael mug.A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
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