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master skype

The act of masterbating with someone live via Skype.
John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!

Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010
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Wrestling with the masters

Wrestling with the masters means to attempt to understand the full depth and meaning of various literature and art work of a renown artist. The "masters" would be defined as Steinbeck, Poe, Faulkner, Shakespeare, Homer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Alexandre Dumas, Updyke, et al.
John was struggling with his English Lit. Course, he was Wrestling with the masters, reading such works by Dumas and Von Goethe.
by Frederick1976 March 14, 2009
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mixing and mastering

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.
"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017
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Harpoon Master

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...
Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master
by Kristar January 26, 2013
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Rhyme Master

Someone who really knows how to rhyme. They can rhyme pretty much everything, and make alot of rhymes about sexual things. But those are always fun. And every rhyme he/she makes is pretty funny.
Person: "Christmas Sex Christmas sex. jingle bells strapped your balls, while your parents are buying you presents at shopping malls. Your in there bedroom with you girl beside you, its time for a banging its past your Que. It's time for some good fashioned fun, and I'm not gonna stop until I'm done."

Girl: "Well you are not getting laid by that, but you are definitely the Rhyme Master"
by SomeWhatFunnyGuy December 20, 2009
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MK8 Master

A lame YouTuber that abuses his admins, is an absolute man-child in all other regards, and carries an air of self-importance, arrogance, and ignorance anywhere he goes. He has the ability to be intelligent at times, but usually he's too busy trying to sabotage his YouTube career and his Discord channel to even bother with intelligence.
"Hey bro have you ever heard of MK8 Master?'

"You mean that guy that got popular from pirating television shows and possibly botting his views?"

"Yeah, that guy. He's a total smeghead, isn't he?"

"Yeah, MK8 is a git"
by Spamton G. Spamton July 22, 2022
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Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.
Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.
by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010
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