Morning Joe First Look

Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.

On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.

by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

mucky joe

The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants

Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!

by Mucky joe December 31, 2023

Joe T. Robinson Middle

Snobby school full of Wannabe ghetto white boys (usually in the seventh grade). Basically every white boy you see has Camo Crocs and a mullet. We eat trashy breakfast but the sausage is lowkey fire 🤤🤞🏽

“Hey have you heard of that shit school called Joe T. Robinson Middle?”

by idintknowijustworkhere October 19, 2021

Mrs. Joe

Mrs. Joe, or more commonly 'so Mrs. Joe', is a phrase used to describe a person who is being bitter, salty, and just a nasty little meaniepants. It can also refer to someone who is hateful almost to the point of verbal and emotional abuse, although it is more rarely used in that context.

'So Mrs. Joe' is primarily used by cool and intelligent, but perhaps slightly socially inept, teenagers who find great humor in injecting tidbits from their high school assigned reading list into day-to-day conversation. Based on the character Mrs. Joe Gargery from 'Great Expectations'

Mechlech: your lack of appreciation for Kafka horrifies me and makes me question your place in our friend group
Herford: what friend group? we're just two people
Boris: how darest thou?! note mine presence, toad!
Mechlech: Shakespeare is so mainstream. and your grammar is flawed. stop pretending to be an intellect, thou sodden-witted lord
Herford: yeah, Boris, you need to do something to prove that you're not a poser
Mechlech: (coughs) says the person who refuses to recognize the importance of eastern European literary greats
Boris and Herford: Mechlech, you are SO Mrs. Joe

by Uncle Mu March 24, 2022

Don't be a moe be a joe

"Don't be a Mo, be a Joe..."
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"

If you want quality over quantity, don't be a moe be a Joe.

by Beyond the horizon July 1, 2022

joemalia

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016