jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023
Get the jason shoestring mug.Jason’s are sweet at first, they pull you in with their seemingly sexy appearances. They pretend to love you and being a part of your life but if you look deeper there’s only darkness, emptiness, a deep gray soul with nothing in its eyes. He’ll manipulate you and tear you down til all that’s left is smashed dreams of your future. He will break you and you will never. Ever. Be brave enough to love again. He loves cash more than he’ll ever love you. Sister or brother, back away because in the wise words of lady Gaga “it ain’t about the money money” but Jason will always think it is.
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“Jason will never come back for you”
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by Wrenrose April 20, 2023
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Jason is a nerd but everyone loves him anyway. he won't believe it if he was told but everyone knows it's true.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.
by #SirenOtis May 3, 2023
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THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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by barndogusn April 22, 2023
Get the glazed jason mask mug.A code word for smoking marijuana. The term "Gone to Amsterdam With Jason" was mentioned in the Rooster Teeth Podcast - Episode #368
Gus - "Were you there with Jason, because I was in Amsterdam with Jason."
Gavin - "I think we've all gone to Amsterdam with Jason."
Gus - "Is that a codeword or something?"
Burnie - "Have YOU been to Amsterdam with Jason ;)"
Barbara - "I haven't been to Amsterdam with Jason..."
Gavin - "I think we've all gone to Amsterdam with Jason."
Gus - "Is that a codeword or something?"
Burnie - "Have YOU been to Amsterdam with Jason ;)"
Barbara - "I haven't been to Amsterdam with Jason..."
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