the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)
by Squid1028 November 02, 2017
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horrible pet parent

When a “pet parent” forgets their pets zodiac sign.
She thought her idiot dog was a Leo when he was actually a Virgo because she is a horrible pet parent.
by josephbiden69 August 24, 2021
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The Pet Billy Network

The Pet Billy Network is a network of friends that drive billy around orange county.... the reason its called the pet billy network is because billy is like a pet that you like when ure fucking around, but sometimes has to get kicked out of the shroom room.
by blairblair August 06, 2006
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Small Pet Select

Small Pet Select is a rabbit website specializing in hay, pellets and other goods such as hay mixes. When you have a rabbit, it's best to order from Small Pet Select. Their hay, once ordered, is cut and shipped on the same day. Pellets are shipped immediately as well, and made without pesticides.
Rabbit Owner 1: My new hay just came in from Small Pet Select!
Rabbit Owner 2: Cool!
by Toby Defines Rabbit Words December 17, 2017
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Pet my poodle

When I man goes the the bathroom to play with himself. Also known as skin flute and winding my timber
Brb guys I need to pet my poodle
by FyreFli January 24, 2018
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Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play, but got bored af in engineering class, so you played it with your peers.
Hey Timmyboy get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private
by Sinner city March 31, 2022
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