Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

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holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

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Blxr Holiday

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.

We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"

by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022

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When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

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nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.

nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.

by why are russian girls so cute October 10, 2025

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