Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

daniel graves

is an industrial/aggrotech/electronic/alternative artist who is the front-man for Aesthetic Perfection and Necessary Response. He has toured with Combichrist, Grendel, and many others of a similar genre. Aside from these two bands, he has also remixed two radio-pop songs: Lady Gaga's "Love Game" and Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl", most noticeably changing the beat. He hails from Los Angeles, California and has been active in the music scene since 2000. He released his first full-length album in 2005, titled "Close to Human" under the artist name Aesthetic Perfection. The second album under this name, "A Violent Emotion" was released in 2008. Both CDs were released under Out of Line Records in Germany and Bractune Records in the USA. "A Violent Emotion was released in Russia by Gravitator Records in 2009.

Daniel Graves has two sites on VampireFreaks.com and can be followed on Twitter.

He is steadily growing in popularity in the EBM-industrial scene due to progressive skill in programming and composing.

daniel graves aesthetic perfection necessary response EBM industrial aggrotech electronic

by hopeless melancholic October 7, 2009

bill gates

Bill Gates is that guy who sold his soul for the ability to become rich, rip people off easily and to buy his way out of any court case.

Bill Gates is a bad, bad man.

by Zed_eX May 15, 2005

Grapes

The name given to prolapsed haemorrhoids, particularly when thrombosed due to the similar appearance.

Damn my grapes are playing up. Pass me that rubber ring, I need to sit down.

by Doctor N November 14, 2009

Cheese grater

The act of cutting oneself with a cheese grater.

The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.

Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.

by Frony May 28, 2008

Got Any Grapes?

Asked by the Duck from The Duck Song in the most retarded and gayest way possible.

The Duck said to the man RUNNIN' THE STAND: "hey *bumbumbum* got any grapes?"

by Palogon June 26, 2016