Golden Collins

The best erection of your life

1. Last night I had a golden Collins.

2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.

by tagtag994 December 29, 2021

golden forward

when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.

I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.

by svennung September 17, 2013

golden buzz

The perfect ratio between alcohol and weed.
The golden buzz.

Bar scene
Guy 1: “Hey bro?”

“How you doin’?”
Guy 2: “Golden buzz!”
Guy 1: “Sick!”

by GoldenBuzzGuy June 9, 2023

The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD

Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador

by mysterious fag October 2, 2016

Golden exterior

Pissing on little girls

Yo, I showed breanna my golden exterior

by Twothumbsup February 10, 2021

The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019