God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?

Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.

by ekoa192 January 26, 2020

God

The biggest joke since religion itself.

Oh my god. He’s god.

by Thatoneguywhoissomethinf November 16, 2021

GOD

nothing is here

GOD is not real

by dank memes are like dat boi April 19, 2017

God

A poor excuse to not study science.

God made everything OK? Leave me alone!

by MrAlX July 9, 2016

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020

God

God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.

to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus

God damn

by Psyedonym December 28, 2019