Goblin Girl

A girl who can be chaotic(usually due to ADHD), slightly mischievous in a cute/adorable manner, and also can get obsessive collector of a particular item/franchise.

Guy 1: Did you see all the Star Wars memorabilia Jessie had at her place?

Guy 2: I know! She almost tried to steal my Darth Vader sweatshirt. She’s a total Goblin girl.

by Nutty_Poopsicle March 20, 2022

Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.

by SammyBee August 19, 2008

bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

Pants Goblin

N. A person who always wears shorts every single day. A person who wears shorts even when it is cold.

It was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a Pants Goblin.

by Cowkiller12345 January 12, 2010

Garlic Goblin

A term used to describe White People

Person 1: have you seen how pale jimmy is?
Person 2: yeah, he's such a Garlic Goblin.

by TobyIn3D December 8, 2022

tunnel goblin

a man who enjoys his rim being tongued

See that guy over there in the leotard? He's a real tunnel goblin.

by Flatch June 30, 2006

Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009