glizzy goblin

the act of shlobbing on that glizzy 2k and muchin that hoe up like i eat mama

i’m Glizzy goblin your brother

by gobbler2k April 24, 2022

tunnel goblin

a man who enjoys his rim being tongued

See that guy over there in the leotard? He's a real tunnel goblin.

by Flatch June 30, 2006

Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009

gnob goblin

Slang for a Horny Female performing Oral Sex

This Hip Hop spy named the "Gnob Goblin" carried a unique skill to strengthen any Soft Weapon while given Brain.

by Ringo Slang July 13, 2014

Street Goblin

Usually a homeless person or a shady looking person who usually dwells on the street.

"That hanus looking street goblin kepps staring at my mother boobs"!

by DungMonkey November 22, 2011

Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.

by SammyBee August 19, 2008

bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018