The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.
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Get the Gooning mug.Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.
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Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.
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Get the Gooning mug.wen u just sit there doin nothin staring at da wall or space or sumthin. like ur brain left the chat. not nasty or nothin, just chillin.
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Get the Gooning mug.A goosenbock is a particularly dense, self-assured fool, blending the flappy, oblivious energy of a silly goose with the stubborn, heady weight of a strong bock beer. Typically used to describe a dimwit from Ottawa, Ontario, a goosenbock speaks with unearned confidence, misses the obvious by a country mile, and barrels through conversations with all the subtlety of a tipsy waterfowl convinced it is the smartest bird on the Rideau. Equal parts harmlessly ridiculous and quietly exhausting, the goosenbock is not malicious, just impressively wrong, loudly so, and utterly immune to correction.
Quinn leaned back, misinformed and beaming, confidently lecturing everyone on cooking despite clearly knowing nothing about it, the unmistakable posture of a goosenbock in full bloom.
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