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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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A retard who has a wierd obsetion with memes.

Also in love with Vladimire Putin... he is fucked up.
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Gabe

Gabes are the greatest people ever. The bestest of friends. They care about you a lot and are good company. Super funny and crazy when they drink soda. Gabes usually are hot af And thick. They are very athletic and good athletes. Very smart and gets good grades. Tend to pull a lot of bitches and got a big pecker. Also trash at fortnite jk they’re actually pretty good.
Girl 1: woah he got a big pecker

Girl 2: he totally does
Girl 1: I bet his name is gabe
by Itakedubss37 October 16, 2018
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Gabe Day

Gabe day is a special occasion on November 17 of every year.
Omg today’s Gabe day
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Gabe is a very violating person when it comes to sexual things. He will always want to hangout specifically to do something on the lines of fucking. Don’t worry though, he’s very kind and will treat you like a queen if you deserve it.
by gbandits June 25, 2020
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Gabe

he is an amazing guy. he is extremely good looking. he is smart, but acts like he isn't. he is nice, funny, caring, respectful, optimistic, etc. he has light brown hair, is skinny, and is either tall or average hight. he knows how to make you blush. he knows how to flirt. hes misunderstood, but once you get to know him you will absolutely adore him. he's usually rich as fuck. he can sometimes be a fuckboy , but it depends on which Gabe. if you know a Gabe, flirt with him if you could see yourself with him. he's trust worthy and will be a great boyfriend(hopefully)
yeah my boyfriend is great, his name is Gabe.
by ihavenolifeandidontknowwhy November 11, 2019
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