When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice
by huge ballsack March 22, 2024
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The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
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Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
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Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
Get the Chelsea milk float mug.Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.
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by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022
Get the Go Float A Brick mug.A float is a beverage most commonly created by mixing any carbonated beverage such as root beer or cola with a few scoops of any kind of ice cream. Usually it's eaten with a spoon like some kind of ice cream & soda cereal, but can also be drank normally just as often.
Guy #1:Hey, me and Guy #2 were going to go get some soda & ice cream to make floats. Did you want to come?
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.
by chatks August 28, 2022
Get the Float mug.A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.
Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
by Anon1115 September 8, 2022
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