fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.

Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"

Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!

by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013

Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.

Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.

by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020

fart tone

A ring tone that’s the sound of a fart.

Dude, that hornblower fart tone rudely woke me out of a sound sleep - so I answered it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Clean Fart

A "Clean Fart" is one that has no apparent smell.

"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"

by MJB62 February 17, 2014

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019