A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
Get the douche bagmug. 
Get the flaming douch bagmug. 1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021
Get the douche bag billimug. at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
Get the douche bagmug. 1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
by benjaplop December 18, 2012
Get the Douche bagmug. Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015
Get the Douche bag sleevemug. the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug.