Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

Dick head

A person with a penis attached to his head.............
DUH!

James is a dick head cuz there is a penis on his head.

by JOOSAFOOWIS October 2, 2005

dick head

someone who has a dick attatched to their head.
a prat

james paull

by jessicA newell May 24, 2004

Dick head

1. Somebody with a dick for a head

2. An insulting word to call someone

3. An unfortunetly named person

4. Devvo's favourite word!

1. Poor guy was born with a dick where a head should be. You can imagine what his nickname at school was! If it was raining out the kids would ask him if he wanted to borrow a condom...

2. Ya dick head!

3. If your last name is head, dont call your son Richard!

4. "What ya filming for ya dick head? Fuck off!"... "I'm only asking for, like, 4 cans ya dick head! Ya fucking dick head!"

by Devvo, ya dickhead! December 15, 2006

dick head

someone with a HUGE penis on his head

Tom:So what do you think about politics?

Paul:its ok but George Bush is a Dick head

by Antony Davies (aka:Mavis) May 6, 2005

dick head

An asshole with the brains of a dick.

You'll get better gas mileage if you get your foot off the brake, dick head!

by Bartholomew Dilligaff October 9, 2005

dickheap

A pile of pricks, literally a heap of dicks.

Take a left turn at the third dickheap on your right, and you will be smack dab in the mittle of a gay orgy.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004